"Honestly, I just bought it because I was kinda pissed females had their own vast array of toy soldiers. I mean, some of those things make heavy equipment operators look like they play with tonka trucks. I thought it was time to even the odds. Box it came in was nondiscreet(not that it matters to me), and it's heavier than I imagined. The rubber gopher hole insert is what makes it heavy. It's squishy enough to actually make me want to roast my chicken it, but I doubt that I will. Honestly, I might just name it, and never use it, it's that nice. Charged ol' girl up right after opening it, and cycled through the vibromatic settings. Could see how it would enhance the workload. I mean after smoking a couple hundred meat cigarettes to the same four or five songs, you want to hear a remix or two, am I right fellas? I'd honestly just like to hold it while watching reruns of letterkenny, thinking about what Canadians actually do in their free time. I'd buy it again for sure, I mean it's certainly usable without the vibromatronic element. Has a built in side louvers for added torque when you really need to tighten her up. Beats pounding sand."

"This product is pretty similar to the real thing, however I am a man with a large package and it took over 5 minutes just to get it in, and when I did i hit the back of the product over and over. It is definitely a loud product but I’m not sure if that is because of me, I would give this a 8/10 ????"

"This guy has been a life saver during the COVID-19 lock

Durable and affordable. These are My two prerequisites when buying items like this one, and this device fits the bill…and more.

I’ve named him “Buddy” because he is certainly my new bestie.

Thanks, Buddy!"