"I bought all three and I know what I'll be doing on weekends. Lol

L to R we have the 9.7, 10.8 and the 13 inch.

I'm no beginner but this guy will have to practice, practice, practice to be able to play with the BIG BOY 13 inch. The 9.7 is the perfect one to start on and work your way up to the 10.8 if you can last that long.

These are all high quality and very easy to clean up when you are done.

I would give them a medium firmness which is perfect because you never want to injure your bottom."

"Okay, first let's talk about it itself. It's not very firm. Like, it's firm like a comically floppy toy. First thing husband did when I showed it was waggle it and flop it on the table (bless him). So if you're looking for a sensation to replicate the real deal when you need that good rod, maybe not this one. That said, it gets the job done. Feels very nice. Great for first timers who are trying this sort of thing after watching the Red Riding Hood movie again and for no other relevant reason in particular.

Now my biggest issue is cleaning it. It is a silicone toy which means you have to be very careful about the type of cleaner you get for it. Even with my very specific one for anything that is also great for my many allergies, it's a pain in the ass. It feels very sticky afterwards, even after using the cleaner then rubbing it under warm water.

But the suction is what brings it back! We jokingly got it stuck to the fridge day one and struggled to get it off (lol) for a solid ten minutes."

"Product is a bit stiff, this is the 2 inch. I also got the 2.3 but haven't tried yet. Was going to get the 2.8 but going to wait and see how the 2.3 feels. Don't like then 2 stiff."